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The art of “no.” « CaptainAwkward.com (via professorpinka)
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You need to know, too, that what I know has already been said, and said more eloquently than I can say anything, by W. H. Auden. ‘If there when grace dances,’ he said, ‘I should dance.’
You need to know I dance as often as I can.
Internet: What would you do if I told you I just registered for this.
Nathan, from kitchen: “Your sauce is boiling over.”
Me: “Did you turn the heat down??” *runs to kitchen*
Nathan: *stirring sauce* “No…I thought stirring it would help.”
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…
This is very beautiful and is something that people who are graduating, people who have graduated and are working dumb jobs, and old people who don’t understand why all young people aren’t getting degrees in computer science, should read.